Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I supernannyed him into submission
that is very illegal...i love you.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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