You're so nebulous sometimes
so that wasnt chicken after all
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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