But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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