This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
