Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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