You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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