sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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