I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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