I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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