is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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