what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize