if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
