I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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