We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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