how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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