I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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