One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
