That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Houston, we have a squirter
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize