: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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