I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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