Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Sober January is a disaster.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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