I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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