I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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