Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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