I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Randomize