Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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