yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
