My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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