I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
