if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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