i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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