Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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