I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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