She said her name was "party"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
