I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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