I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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