i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
