It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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