wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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