He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
