Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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