why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
where are you?
Hypothermia
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
