apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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