I want to make a zoo with you.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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