Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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