why do cheetos always look like penises
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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