hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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