i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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