Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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