hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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