True but thats because hes a fetus.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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