Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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