I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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