thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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